971 Menu Online Literary Magazine, February Issue

Me to husband: Why do men get all freaked out that I wrote this piece?

Husband: Because they¬†think it’s about hot girls licking each other’s feet and then they think about you thinking about hot girls licking feet.

Me: But it’s really not about that.

Husband: So you say.

I’m afraid I write some type of chick-lit, then.

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